On Mutual Magnetism, Patriarchal Rewrites, and Why the Sea (and the Song) Were Never Meant to Be Still Being called a siren is deliciously complicated. It’s the kind of backhanded compliment that makes you want to curtsy and roll your eyes simultaneously (I attest), equal parts flattery and warning label. As someone who’s been accused…
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“Magna Frisia and the Art of Familial Navigation”
Journey Through Myth, Memory, and Mild Misadventure This particular incursion unfolds years after my first, and this time, I arrive with my own expeditionary force: my youngest daughter and her father. The occasion? In her infinite wisdom (and with grades to match), she selected Leeuwarden as her academic hunting ground. Early acceptance, no less—her scholastic…
“Magna Frisia: Winds of Tradition”
An Outsider’s Journey Through the Ancient Art of Skûtsjesilen Ah yes, ashore in Heeg—a quaint Frisian town brimming with participants and enthusiasts. The crew disperses, and I follow the skipper to the office, where handshakes, paperwork, and people flow through the acceptance process. Once we’ve crossed that bridge, we cross another, leading us to the…
“Magna Frisia: Fieldnotes from the Water’s Edge”
Part Three: Skûtsjesilen, Suspicion, and the Art of Getting Lost October 2016. The invitation drifted in on an October tide, from Ulbe Zwaga himself, a man whose handshake carries the weight of Frisian tides and whose conditions are as non-negotiable as the North Sea. The catch? I’d have to join the Skûtsjesilen-a Frisian regatta, where…
“Magna Frisia & Midsummer”
Leeuwarden, July 2016 That summer, I was invited to stay at Tsjitske’s old monumental farmhouse, now home to Roos and her family. The accommodations were memorable: I slept in the back where cows once sheltered, beautifully transformed under Roos’s careful renovation. The shower, however, remained outside my comfort zone (in a horse stable), literally outside….
“From IUPAC to Tupac”
Chemistry, Creativity, and the Art of the Assist There are moments in life when you find yourself staring into the abyss of a teenager’s chemistry notebook, for example, and the abyss stares right back, full of cryptic formulas, half-erased scribbles, and the unmistakable scent of academic panic. Yesterday, I had one of those moments. The…
“Magna Frisia, Las Marinas & Magical Encounters”
Denia, Las Marinas, Spring 2015 One Sunday, seeking respite from routine, I ventured to a neighbouring beach with my granddaughter and son-in-law. Though I was in low spirits that day, something unexpected caught my eye: two little boys playing nearby. Their swimming trunks featured bright red, leaf-shaped symbols that initially resembled hearts. A moment later,…
“Bat, Bi, Hiru, Lau Bost, Sei, Zazpi”
The Long Game of Witches (and Outsiders Like Me) Sometimes I wonder if I speak a language that no one else hears. I’ve sat at tables thick with history-Valencian, Frisian, Sicilian, Euskera-where words are more than communication; they are vessels of memory, dignity, and belonging. At first, I was the outsider, attuned to the music…
“Always” Isn’t Forever: Power, Papacies, and the Dance of Kraftsidioten
History, with its sly grin, is always ready to remind us: “always” isn’t forever. We love to believe in the permanence of empires, of brands, of moral authorities—but the record suggests otherwise. The world’s stage is littered with the relics of those who mistook their moment for eternity. Consider the recent tremors in the global…
“Sulayman’s Persuasion, Rothschild’s Legacy, and the Fabric of Kwantum Hallen”
From Ants to Entrepreneurs: Amsterdam Stories of Humour, Heritage, and Human Connection Last night, I found myself caught between the mundane and the mythic. Hasna, my housekeeper, handed me a bag of ant persuasion; a “gentle magic” meant to coax the ants in my house to find a new spot. Before she left, she spoke…
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